February 2012
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it’s so cool seeing people on tumblr I’ve added on facebook interacting with their own irl friends
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I went into a thrift store today and saw a Gryffindor blazer that I think was for girls but I tried it on anyway and it just barely fit me
it made me feel small
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so basically I spent all day loitering in mcdonalds, walking around in the rain, watching Pranked on MTV, playing Rock Band and Mortal Kombat vs DC and doing terribly at both of them
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beholdthebroforce replied to your photo: look what I bought today
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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I just accidentally typed my computer password into google so naturally my response was to immediately erase all my internet history since the beginning of time
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there’s a guy here fixing the kitchen floor so I’m just gonna play DBZ until he leaves
before I joined tumblr I actually had no idea that girls liked guys’ butts as much as we like theirs
16 & Pregnant more like Cancel This Show, Please MTV I’m Begging You
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do people seriously drink more alcohol to get rid of a hangover
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victoriassecretgarden replied to your post: Holes is seriously one of the best movies
didnt you post this a few days ago
I make this post every time Holes comes on
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Holes is seriously one of the best movies
shorturl:
(i actually like most of the things that you guys make fun of on a daily basis)
commanderinqueef:
psychological fact: all white girls were interested in this because it said psychological fact
hey wait a minute I have GTA Vice City
why am I not playing that
Tyler Oakley just looks like he was on his high school swim team
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fuck I’m bored
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“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via irenigg)
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when people ask you to follow them back
I hate when people set a click-through link on a photo to their own blog
I refreshed my dashboard after five minutes and it hadn’t moved at all
I think it’s time for me to go to bed
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someone makes a joke post and someone else (most likely an upper middle class 16 year old white girl) gets offended by it and reblogs with an essay on how they feel, usually containing lots of swear words
it’s just the circle of life bruh
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femshep replied to your post: I have 11 hidden friend requests on facebook and…
wtf is a hidden friend request? i deleted my facebook like two months ago and now i feel like my grandma knows more about it than i do
when you get a friend request and click Not Now instead of Confirm it gets sent to your hidden requests
I have 11 hidden friend requests on facebook and I’m pretty sure two of them are from the same person with two different accounts
some guy: *jumps me in an alley*
me: hey hold on bro I gotta tape up my hands first
girls are so soft I just want to touch them
I JUST WANNA HEADBANG TO SOME METALLICA BRO \m/
snorlax2:
i wish someone would send me turn on/offs
but who am i kidding everything turns me on
should I actually pay for netflix? like is it actually worth it?
or should I just find some things on hulu to watch for free?
http://y0urwishismyc0mmand.tumblr.com/
stilllookingforhotbf asked: Have you ever thought about choking me while milking a me and fucking me? Because it's a legitimate practice You should try it.
I haven’t touched a guitar in like two days
I can feel myself getting worse
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about choking the chicken while fisting a sheep, milking a cow and fucking over a pig? Because it's a legitimate practice You should try it.
commanderinqueef:
scientific fact: you’re in no way relevant and this is just a website
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tiffanyfocks:
ask me inappropriate questions and if I’m to embarrassed to answer it you win.